NEWS
LATEST GIG NEWS
Monday 16th January – BarFly in Birmingham…. Further details can be found HERE… Map to the place is HERE
Saturday 4th February – Flapper & Firkin, Kigston Row, Birmingham… Further details can be found
HERE… Map to the place is HEREFriday 21st April – Somewhere in London, I don’t know where so don’t ask me yet…
Marvellous!
KIRK REMEMBERS THE 80s
After a long bout of amnesia, during which he forgot his own name and shoe size, Kirk made a miraculous recovery. On being shown the photographic evidence of his guitar battle with De Edge at Live Aid, he realised he should have paid more attention to that rollerskate at the top of the stairs...
AMERICA HONOURS "THE THINK TANK"
Llewelyn-Bowen redesigns America's landscape using plaster of Paris and a hair brush in honour of "The Think Tank". Dimmock's nipples prove ample moulds for the eye balls.
PARSNIP ROCK RED SQUARE
Hoping to re-ignite the space race and push the world into a fragile peace that could deteriorate into nuclear Armageddon, The GPLTTT(P) play Red Square to the vodka-swilling masses...McCartney exclaims "Well I never!!". Putin awards the highest Soviet Honour to "The G", The "Tzar's final party hat"
CYCLIST MOVES THE TAJ
Kirk is elevated to the position of Demi-God in the Asian sub-continent, partly due to the fact that he does not produce any form of shadow and thus must not be of this world. The locals formed an orderly queue to taste his crotch in appreciation of his visit to this part of his wonderous universe.
TOO HOT FOR THE SAHARA
When their roadies turned left at the lights, The GPLTTT(P) were cast tragically adrift in the sweltering Sahara. They played an acoustic set which attracted the attention of a passing scorpion named Skippy, who then called for help. A jeep arrived and took them to Cairo for a storming show. Their spherical world tour ended in a rather angular fashion by the pyramids, with "Camel Love" - a culturally modified version of their hit "Tractor Love". Peace out.
